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Drinks Are On Me
By admin | March 24, 2007
Drinks Are On Me
A drunken guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender - “Get everyone here a drink on me, and get one for yourself too” The bartender pours a round of drinks, including one for himself, then says to the drunk “that will be $75″
The drunk said - “I don’t have any money on me” The bartender takes the dude outside and beats him up.
The next night the same drunk guy walks into the bar and says to the bartender, “Get everyone here a drink on me, and one for you, too.”
The bartender thinks, this guy can’t be that stupid to come in here two nights in a row with no money, so he pours a round, has one himself, bumps the guy and says “that will be $80.”
The drunk says ‘I don’t have any money on me”. The bartender takes the guy outside and beats him up again.
The next night, same drunk man walks into the bar and tells the bartender to get a treat for everyone. The bartender says, “why not one for myself?”
The drunk replied, “heck no, you get too nasty when you drink
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